The Adventure of the Yeti,
Where you need to go, if you are interested in the Yeti
The Adventure of the Yeti, in this story a family of Yetis live up in the mountains, they enjoy sledging making ice lollies by pouring juice in ice holes, and such, they are friendly with a single sherpa family who keep them secret . They run away when they hear other Sherpas or other people coming and hide in their hole. The sherpa family they trade with also play with them.
They enjoy yodeling, and pushing snow balls up hills.
One day in the 1930s the Sherpa family and the Yeti family were trying to climb Everest as the first ever to, but the older Yeti was always saying what mountain are we climbing, and everybody was saying Everest, he heard this as Ave a rest, he said don't mind if I do, and was always sitting so they did had to abandon the climb in a storm. They sledged all the way down to the bottom of the hill as they call it.
The yetis catch phrase is this is abomonabley good tea, abonomably good food.
Once a Yeti left his foot prints in the snow by people, so he almost got spotted but hid behind a snow cave so to not be seen
Sometimes the large sherpa family tell pals about the Yeti and so he is often blamed for not giving messages like they say about other people not yetis that they did not leave a Message, and the person says I was late yet he never told my husband I was going to be late, people then always think it was not the other man, but the Yeti,
There could be a yati who addresses himself as "abominable snowman" or "Yeti" or "the abominable snowman" when making after dinner speeches, as he may have another name, to other Yetism, putting his fingers up like phrase things. each time to say this,
When yetis are lost they sometimes shout yeti lost which does not encourage people to come and rescue them
The Abominable snowlady and Abominable Snowkids and Abominable snowboy and Abominable snowbaby and Abominable Snowgirl and Abominable Snowgrandfather and Abominable Snowgrandmother, And Abominable Snowbrother and Abominable Snowsister And Abominable Snownephew are other members of the family for example. Its not unusual to have names like that just think of Pap Smurf. or the Wombles.
The Yetis often wear ties to dinners, as they always hear people say yeah a tie, when talking about them
Like when they talked to Mary Christmas and Father Christmas when they went to Lapland
Some say this is where the term yeti came from
Santa looks out the window, and sees it is not snowing as normal, but spitting rain, he says it looks like rein dear, Mary Christmas says just Tibetan Sheep, Dont you know the difference,
The Yeti often is given credit for ideas he did not think up, like people say Yeti I thought up the television like this,
The Yeti family elected their own President of the Yeti Republic.
Fiction, Comedy, Stories on the Yeti
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Fake picture of a Yeti by a cave
What
the Abominable Snowman's autograph would look like, never buy it, I made it up.