Animal dating agency What would animals say in their dating agency adverts

Must have colourful life tale or just a colourful tail
Peacock

Must have sense of humour, i.e laugh allot,
Hyena

Must have big suitcase or nose
Elephant

Must have flying licence
Albatros

Must have golden egg laying ability
Goose

Must have big ear
Rabbit

MHMT7A Must have more than 7 arms
Octopus

Must have silver hair on back
Silver backed Gorilla

Must be able to oink pink
Pig

Must have long beak
Pelecan

Must be caring and sensitive as I am on the bounce of a previous relationship Kanagroo

Have own homes, cave bear

Must like milk, cats,

Must be very smelly, Skunks,

Have own bone, and kennel, dog,

Have long main of lions mains style hair, lion,

Must be willing to live life on move, in and have Mobile home, Tortoise,

Must be willing to live underground, Moles

Frequant flier, enjoys trips to many lands, Eider Geese

Strictly vegetarians, Sheep

Must have very long legs, A stork,

Must have very long legs and even longer neck, and be tall, Giraffe,

Must be short, Yorkshire Terrier,

Must be black and white, Zebra,

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