Cheap and money saving London transport

London Transport, ways to save money, and be faster

Today in 2007 there are still problems in in travelling in London. Despite the successes of re-elected Mayor Livingstone's schemes.

Here are some handy ideas of how to get more efficient and cheaper travel.

* Only hitchhike for ferraris and lambos thats a lamorgini,

* Stay at work all night, so no need to travel

* wake up early, travel so slowly to work, you are then holding everybody up, you are then first to work,

* make lorries have to be a taxi service, so people travel in the backs,

* speed boat to work,

* water ski to work, everyday, up from oil rigs you live in in the Thames Estuary, or down in Oxford,

* Go by submarine to work via the Thames

* Get a map of the sewar system, do the knowledge on it, and go via there, wear protective clothing, be wary of risks, such as possible crocodiles, and only go down if you have been guaranteed of safety and are assured you can do it, by the head of the local London council,

* check into the feasibility of hang gliding to work,

* have rope ladders over streets, and rope ladders up to skyscrapers,

* Have human fly, style people, not like the horror movie the fly, but where they can climb well, up skyscrapers, and they could help you up,

* Buy an ambulance and overtake every body with the sirens, (check if this ok with the police, for non ambulance workers, and others)

* Have pedestrian walkways many metres up

* Have double level roads, right through across the city, and lights under, so 2 layers of roads, even 3, like aspaghetti junction everywhere,

* trained terradactols,

* go by helicopter, and parachute out, check with health and safety on this,

* Make people have to fit into boxes on double deckers, so they can fit in even more people,

* The Human Cannon Ball

* Make cars smaller, the size of skate boards, so people have to stand

* have set times for people to travel, and roboticised cars, going that way

* knock down loads of buildings

* Have a huge car park system

* Have super fast trains underground

* have turbo rocket fuel cars, (Check this with health and safety)

* Have rocket cars (Check with healthy and safety)

* There are loads of ideas,