Why did the chicken cross the road jokes
Why did the Chicken cross the road
To see what all the fuss was about
Why did the chicken cross the road
As he was in a marathon, and he wanted to help lift up the other fancy dress characters
Why did the Chicken cross the Road
To get to the Other side, of the farm
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Why did the chicken run
across the road
There was a car coming.
For why does
the chicken cross the road?
Why must yon fowl deflect across the common way?
Why should not a chicken cross the road?
It would be
a fowl proceeding.
What does a chicken say when it is making a joke
It goes Knock Knock, then tells the joke, or more really tap tap as it is tapping the road,
Why did the
rubber chicken cross the road
She wanted to stretch her legs.
Why
did the Turkey cross the road halfway
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Why
did the pheasant cross the road halfway
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Why did the chicken cross the road
To prove to the possum it could actually
be done!
Why did the chicken cross the road
To help
a old lady across, he was in a fancy dress outfit
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