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not get a cottage in LincolnshireI
went to Lincolnshire and tried to rent a cottage, there were not any, so I pretended
to be the Virgin Mary. I then got a place in a barn but was thrown out when they
realised I was a man. Then I decided a good way may be to find a unused cottage
I went in, and then found the pig sty was used by pigs. Then I decided why not
sleep on a cottage roof, but it started to rain. I realised a good way would be
to make my own cottage So I built one, The cottage collapsed as I made it from
chocolate and it melted. So I decided to buy a cottage from another county and
drove it there and lived in it. Then I could live in lots of places. Another way
is to snorkel and be in those cottages in the water. So that is that. I then decided
to move the cottage . I set up a cottage business and people came to it, and lived
in edible cottages. I also used a old tortoise shell as one, but the tortoise
came back and chucked me out. I also tried to build a mud hut but the rain ruined
it, and my igloo melted in the heat. Then a wolf came and blew down my straw and
wood ones, and the cottage I built on sand in the beach was sunk by water, I never
saw that one coming, so I built a brick on, no wolf could blow it down, but the
council demolished it as of planning requirements, and it trned out the council
man was a wold, and he stole my chicken in the fridge. So I made one out of stone
and obeyed planning requitememntsd so started renting them out.
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