Jokes about Jessica Alba

She was born in Pomona, California, United States.

She was one of the Fantastic Four, this is not the same Enid Blytons book. It is based on the famous comic book characters.

Did you see Invisible Woman in the Fantastic Four, yes you did you see she had power to be invisible but was not always invisible.

FHM (UK and USA editions) named Alba the winner as "2007’s Sexiest Woman in the World". That is this world. Remember the sexiest planet we have so far found. If you were voted sexiest man to have visited the moon that is not so many people at present.

Alba appeared on Maxim's Hot 100 list. This is not anything to do with global warming.

She was in the movie Camp Nowhere. How can a camp be nowhere it is either somewhere, or it not there?

She performed the role of Maya in the first two seasons of the TV series Flipper. She was not the dolphin.

She was a PADI-certified scuba diver, skills which were put to use on the shows, filmed in Australia. She was not a dolphin though.

She was Max Guevara, in the TV series Dark Angel. Alot of people see Max as a man's name so this would confuse people it would be one those times when you expect to meet a man but is a woman.

She was Honey a exotic dancer Nancy Callahan in Sin City. In this city people sinned a lot. So does that mean they would forget to pay their car tax and forget walk across the grass even when there is a sign that says Do Not walk on the grass.

She was in a move called The Ten, I have not seen the other 9 movies.

She was in a movie called Bill. Is this about a duck billed platypus.