ANY PERSON CAN GET A WIFE

Of course you can get a wife

Here is a list of people who have managed to get one

Ugly

Handsome,

Giantes

Dwarfes

Sad

Nerdy

Smiley con artists

Thugs

Skinheads

Twats,

Idiots

Morons

Failiures

Arrogant low lives

Arrogant people

Hasbeens

.Losers

Millionaires

Heirs

Kings

Presidents

Socialists

Capitalists

Rightists

Leftists

Freaks,

Abusive people

Nice people

Quiet people

loud people

mad people

sane people

average p[eople

foreigners

People where we live

natives

Fat people

thin people

locals

anybody

Which emotion

Humour Music Food ? Horror Personal Development Laughter Art Magic fffffffffffffffffffffffgggggggggggggHistory,

Where to take women on dates

Some chat up lines

How to keep a girlfriend

http://www.lonympics.co.uk/new/Animals_Soccer_side.htm A site stating which animals, would be best at football, it is cominal, and there are 2 teams, by 2 people

A game where you are the candidate for the leadership of the British Tory Party in 1990, I am not a Tory, but this election was the most exiting election in Britain in the past couple of decades so why not play it

http://www.lonympics.co.uk/new/10Mostfamous_fictional_SA_people.htm The 10 most famous fictional Americans
http://www.lonympics.co.uk/new/10Mostfamous_fictionalScottish_people.htm The 10 most famous fictional Scottish people

A recipe site http://www.lonympics.co.uk/delicousdishes.htm

Some Chat Up Lines

http://www.lonympics.co.uk/Coooool/hominidsurvival.htm A site postulating that Neanderthals and animals like them survived to the modern era. I am not saying I believe this, though it is veru intresting.

A list of which nations in Europe have won the most major European trophies

http://www.lonympics.co.uk/europeantrophies.htm

http://www.lonympics.co.uk/fantasy/murderousbutterfly.htm A who done it mystery where you have to discover who comitted the crime, a great 1920s style crime novel, mystery

My map of where different US films and TV programmes blanket across the USA are

http://www.lonympics.co.uk/fantasy/socialistrevolution.htm A fantasy game where you have to overthrow a fascist king,

WHATS THE TIME, see on these clocks from around the Earth

http://www.lonympics.co.uk/fantasy/cycling.htm Our fantasy Cycling game, It is the last competitve stage of the Tour De France, and you are a minute or so behind teh winners, play this game and see if you can win the stage, of mountains and become Yellow Jersey winner.

Our football predictions for 2006-2007

http://www.lonympics.co.uk/footballpredictions2006-2007.htm

http://www.lonympics.co.uk/fantasy/referendum.htm A game on a referenda, I decided to do one on Russia, see if you can win, if it is your taste,

Comic Word Association http://www.lonympics.co.uk/comicwordassociation.htm

A site saying somebody's achivements in computer games http://www.lonympics.co.uk/computergames.htm

A site on dangerous nature, animals bigger than people, and can kills people, and poison us, even plants http://www.lonympics.co.uk/dangerousnature.htm

Things to do in the Highlands http://www.lonympics.co.uk/FunthingstodoinHighlands.htm

http://www.magiceye.com/enter.html A page of Magic Eye Pictures

http://www.anagramgenius.com/server.php a site on anagrams

http://www.juggler.demon.co.uk/asg.htm A site on autostereograms

http://www.lonympics.co.uk/new/oi1aaaaaaaaaazaaaaa11z1aaaa1a1a1a1a1a1a.htm A geography, partially a tourist website

http://www.jla.co.uk/ArtistsIndex/Videos/Speakers/ Videoes of speakers you may wish to book for your event, we heard them during our dinner

A imaginery Scottish League http://www.lonympics.co.uk/ImaginaryScotishleague.htm

http://www.lonympics.co.uk/newspaperheadlines.htm Fake newspaper headlines from the past i.e Roman era.

A idea for a film http://www.lonympics.co.uk/giantmonkey.htm

Or http://www.lonympics.co.uk/Fiction.htm

http://www.lonympics.co.uk/Coooool/allhumanhistory.htm A graph which tells all human history

Or this http://www.lonympics.co.uk/hauntedhouse.htm

http://www.lonympics.co.uk/Coooool/unusualanimals.htm Some unusual animals, that are around on Earth today

How to improve yourself http://www.lonympics.co.uk/improveyourself.htm

Things to give you a boost http://www.lonympics.co.uk/boost.htm

An index site of luxury goods

http://www.lonympics.co.uk/htmurlhtmurlhtmurl.htm A index page via pictures, though my real index page is better

A list of sites that have jokeshttp://www.lonympics.co.uk/Jokesfreeforusebyrsmith.htm

http://www.lonympics.co.uk/jokeslasters.htm
http://www.lonympics.co.uk/jokesagain.htm
http://www.lonympics.co.uk/jokesapedia.htm
http://www.lonympics.co.uk/jokesmore.htm

http://www.lonympics.co.uk/jokesfinality.htm

Knock Knock jokes

http://www.lonympics.co.uk/spystory.htm A rubbish spy story

Magellan the Movie the hilarious script http://www.lonympics.co.uk/magellanpart1.htm

A Multiple Choice Quiz on William Shakespeare, and his plays,

http://www.lonympics.co.uk/Coooool/records.htm The fictional book of records, Fictional records, biggest greatest , most expensive

A site that converts modern measurements

A plan for the world's longest bridge

http://www.alexa.com/ A list of the most popular websites on the web

Mythical Animals

A site on islands, around the world, talking of them, as if they are lost worlds, you could go back to this page.

CNN www.cnn.com/

http://www.lonympics.co.uk/zanadupoem.htm Some poems about Zanadu, or Xanadu, including mine.

http://www.lonympics.co.uk/humans.htm A statenment that aliens would make saying how they think us humans look real strange

Link to the Guardian Newspaper www.guardian.co.uk/

A most embaressing moments site

Get this Keep Fit, remember to Keep Fit Mousemat

My views on Seinfeld

List of practical jokes

A site offering free music

http://www.lonympics.co.uk/Royalty%20free%20music%20site.htm

Thinsg to do in Edinborough

http://www.lonympics.co.uk/Thingstodoinedinborough.htm

Thinsg to do in the Faeroes

http://www.lonympics.co.uk/Thingstodointhefaeroes.htm

A site on the 10 feet high birds of 2 million years ago

A list of some left wing movies http://www.lonympics.co.uk/leftwingmovies.htm

A site on time travel
http://www.lonympics.co.uk/timetravel.htm

http://www.msn.com/ The search engine, MSN

http://www.flickr.com/ A site with loads of photos,.

Bank Interest Rates - A Website on Bank Interest Rates

http://www.lonympics.co.uk/Coooool/abcdefghijklmnopqurstuvwxyz.htm The alphabet as a url.

http://www.lonympics.co.uk/new/Most_famous_aliens.htm The most famous aliens

http://www.lonympics.co.uk/new/drawingsoflandscapesConstable.htm Landscapes by Constable,
http://www.lonympics.co.uk/new/Famousfictionaldetectives.htm Famous fictional detectives
Forests of the planet

Our History index

100s of great websites http://www.lonympics.co.uk/

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