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I wonder if the word hardy har har har was named after Laurel and Hardie's Hardie,
Where are mice most dangerous in the Scottish area of Canada where moose are huge
I got a job with a firm called, rubbish removal, no they did not remove remove, they were a rubbish removal firm, they have recently set up rubbish book shops, and rubbish electronic shops, to branch out, I think that is a joke worthy of Groucho Marx, and his delivery
Somebody said are you pshycic, I said, no I feel ok,
Somebody said are you feeling sick, I said, I am not able to read your mind,
I was driving my new car, people were bristleing with envy, I passed the Incredible Hulk, he was green with envy, then Kermit the frog, he was too, I am sure it was as of my car,
I may have invented that joke of on paper he is a better player, but football is not played on paper, on grass,
Which monster would be best at baseball a dracula with his his bat
What about that joke of aliens, landing, they are in human suits, in the top room, of a expensive restraunts where they have their discussions, of how to take over the world, actually they have been around for a few months and are powerful now, and they say what shall we eat, flies, they zip out their tounges and eat the flies in the room, that are buzzing about, then one man, comes in late they say what shall we have, he says fly, he puts it in a bowl, and starts eating it, they say why not use your alien super long tounge, he says, I am not an alien, I just like eating flies, I only joined you as you do,
What about a person who learns English from the movie the Godfather, they would sound like they were in the Mafia,
Which geographic features do people always say hello to, Hi Mountains
Some of our jokes are so brilliant people stop wishing they were in a language they did not understand, no actually they are all great, I watched a DVD in a foreign language a sit com,
A good way to make you look like you have been working hard is to pour water over yourself so it looks like sweat
Why does a man spying on the navy, seem introspective, as he is Naval gazing,
I rolled onto the stage, for the theatre as we were told that people need good roll models
So the jokes for Casino Royale at the stage of the gambling bit in the casino,. are when you are in the tough final bit, you wonder what you will do and what will happen, what will you do, and your opponenet blows his nose, ruining the suspense, or he says snap, as it is a game of snap
When people say cheers, at a drink, someone can say Fraser,
What about in the Marathon, you win, by making your pantomine horse, motorised
What is a good sit com, for a farmer, Sign in a field, I may have said this joke in another page
So just imagine you got a job, and you heard a local big wig was getting a thing like a commode from the service, and you reveal this to the newspaper, seeing them advertise this service where you get money, for selling the story, then the story is revealed and nobody minds, and you do not get the money and have to get another job insetad, ho ho ok so it is not that funny, but its a funny thought I imagined how funny it would be if I did that ob my first day of work,
What about a comedian who sacks his wardrobe assistant, in a fit of panic, then has to do his ironing on the stage in his act, what a ironic ironing comedian, that he was defeated in this way how ironic for him, oh the irony in so many ways,
I said, North by North West is my fave film, when I saw the front cover, and put it in the DVD machine, but I realised it was not my faveorite film half way through when he still had not attacked Darth Vadar's Alien planet, oh I am joking I think they are both great films,
In Once upon a time in the west Henry Fonda starred, you may say some say Charles Brosnan's character was not Fonda his character,
That saying crocodile tears must be annoying for the species, just imagine they really were crying, as someone had stood on their tale, people would not pay attention,
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