Pub themed on optician A comedy page

Serious disclaimer

By the way I think drinking is wrong except when it is for health benefit. - Stop using it as an excuse

The pub is themed

You use glasses to order your drink

You drink from glasses, and wear them

You get an appointment to get a drink

You get zoom lens to order drink if you are at table you can order with telescope, to view bar

novelty glasses to wear during happy hour

Night drinking uses night time goggle

Dart board has big writing at top of board and tiny writing at bottom

Laser eye treatment is used to fix eyesight to aid reading dart board

When playing snooker use laser eye technology to help use cue

Toilet has big writing and tiny writing on door

There is a Bar a long way from the door and one a short way from the door to help long sighted and far sighted people

The pink elephant is wearing glasses

Pictures of glasses wearing celebrities who have visited pub

The bull machine is wearing glasses

The dart board has a bull eye that is wearing glasses

The pub owner likes to make spectacle of the pub

In snooker table the rest has a microscopic view aid

The recording breaking fish is wearing a monocule

When the lighting is too much sun glasses are supplied with beer

A flexible frame is supplied with glasses when you have too much to drink, in case of dropping.

You can drink out of a glasses case

The windows are desgined as glasses

Use miscroscope to examine any beer stains on glasses

The coaster has long and short sighted writin'