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What about hiring a villa in Italy, and saying I want to stay in 50 AD
What about hiring a villa, they say it is a refurbished barn, you turn up, it is one of those big helicopter hanger style modern barns,
What about staying in a villa that has been refurbished by arcaheologists, that just has the stone around it, just the foundations,
I was talking to a baby, and when I said while pointing at a book which pictures of animals, in, that a sheep was eating a flower, he laughed and said a sheep eating a flower, as to him it would be like a man walking into a villa and eating all your envelopes, as if it was right,
Just imagine all the villas, that were built in the Roman Era, still had price tags, I suppose it is like in Back to the Future when the new plush houses of the 1960s, become the less well off places of the mid 21st century, says some magazine articles, by the 20th Century those villas are so undesirable they are covered in mud, and under the ground
What villa you think up next
What does a Bob the Builder style Living Construction vehicle want as a ice cream Vanilla Villa Flavour
What would Michael Jackson call a album, he wrote in a villa, Villa
Villas can be cool
What if you bought a villa and it turned out to be tiny
What sort of Villa would you not want, a Villain,
Most Villas are great great great though, unlike villains,
I villa now stop these jokes, but now why not get a villa
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I saw Dr Who, and a man was covered in writing as he was posssesed, all over his face, and arms, and body, i did that trick, for my maths exam,
They end animal experiments, and the monkeys and other animals, knock, on the doors, saying please let us ****** back inm, guive us back the ****** cigs, and alcholhol, where f****n drinking,
Bruce Areana the US manager of soccer 2006 world cup so famous, he had the JFK arena namesd after him
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People say be yourself, what, lie down all day, taking a nap, 24 hours a day,
People say there, are less personalities in sport today, on the fac of it there is good proof, of that, look at the way Steve Davis, in the 1980s, was regarded as boring even though when you see him on the tv, you don;t really want to to change the channel, while today the most so called famous wild child, is a rubbish pop star married to a model, who is arrested fropr drugs, and crime, all the time, and most people say of thism, guy borrring,
The standard of education today is terrible, I went to a school, and only 9 out of 10 of the students could recite the complete works, of shaespeare, while doing a hand stand. the other, did it while jumping with them too.
My cat is a disaster, waiting to happen, I call him astrophic,.
What do you call a surgeon with constapation, dr doo little
When I am in Scotland, and I am feeling lazy, my favourite drink is a can a be bothered,
I always go into local burger bars, and take out all tehe straws they have, and keep one there, I always say this is the last straw, then I get served first, as they think I am angry
I always go into gyms, and say to people who are lifting weights with their legs, on those machines, take the weights off you r feet have a rest
George Bush recently concentrated a new propsal, of a 6 month inflation target in 6 months he will find out what inflation is,
I always take nuts with me in all my pockets in the morning to work, so if anybody hits me, I can hilariously say, you kicked me in the nuts, your sentoff
I always buy oveer 12 year old Age limit things for my nephew, as he is a baby, and so I cam have them
I was seen sunbathing in the local supermarket freezer department, I was doing it to practice for my dream holiday in Antartica
A rich man comes back from a small monarchy where the king makes all the women undress for him naked and dance for him, he chooses the wives, this man is the king's friend, he comes back and says why are we so hang up about clothes, and nakedness, he makes his servants walk around naked, and looks at them naked all day. and is arrested,
I had to leave my LA mansion, as my neighbours were too stupid, yes, I had to look after their cats when they were away, Then when I was out, I left the notes of what they had to do. I wrote a note saying remember to feed the cat, but by it I has one saying remember 2 ink carts, that was to remind to buy 2 ink cartridges, sadly he saw this one, and inked my cat's feet in ink each day, and sent the prints to the police, this saw me have to leave, as my cat suffered, and lost the cat trophy
A guard of honour has to stand still, loadfs of people, go up to him, and try to annoy im, in many ways, and do not stop his face staying the same, I go up, after a day on the bus there, he says, as of the smell, Well I can't stanmd around here all day, things to do things to do,
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Which Welsh historical figure would be a good country and Western singer, Llewellyn
Just imagine a Yorkshireman, and a Texan met they would be saying I call a spade a spade, and all that then sell a shovel to eachother as a spade, they would get angry that each was being so honest, and be angry in the end.
I saw a tv programme about marine biology, one seemed to very rich, he said he got 1000 squid a day
What was that brown squishy gold, you found in the sewage station
I heard in Glasgow in the 1980s there were ice cream wars between rival gangs, the guy who won though lost the big thing, the Custard Pie wars. They were throwing custard pies at eachother
What about those radio shows which have people phoning in and asking for songs for their loved ones, what if all the male ones is the ame man, i mean everybody else would have so many phone calls they would not get through so only 1 would get through, and so he would be the only one who phoned, and phoned for all his misstresses the adulterous fool
If Jack was Italian, in Jack and the Beanstalk, he could have got away with selling the cows for beans as his Mum, would have said, have you been to the market, and he could say, Iva beensa, But Pinochio of course was Italian. So it was almost true. And the Golden Goose is a Russian legend.
I told my brother I ate that joke doodoo, from the joke shop he left by my car tyre from his dog, he feigned that he did not leave it, there, then I had to have my stomach pumped, it turned out it was a joke after all,
The standard of vet care at times is terrible they say I'll just chicken on him, why would would I want a chicken on my cat