Jokes About Holidays

Why is a Cruise Liner, not described as a cruise circler?

It was bank holiday today I went to the bank as a holiday?

Why is there no building society holiday?

Where does a cow go on holiday to get a sun tan? A Beef a, then it is roast

Where does Yogi go on holiday? Peanut butter and Jellystone

My friend went on package tour, He got on the luggage rack, and spent 10 hour beside suitcase.

I am going to Moscow next week,
In Russia,
no I have plenty of preparation

I am going on the beach to get some water bathing,
Do you mean sun bathing?
No my room has no shower

I am going on my honeymoon
What you just got married
No I have a lot of honey on the moon and about to there

I was asked where would you go on holiday, I said, well well I have always dreamt of going to see the Pyramids, always dreamt of it, being chased by 3 giant mice, its a terrible recurring nightmare I have every night

I hear a polar bear is on holiday in Norway as they enjoy the warmer weather

Where do superheroes go on holiday?
Cape of Super Heroes Verde


What does it mean when the cruise liner is sounding a fog horn?
The captain has had beans

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Where does someone who is trying to escape his emotional stress go?
A Denial cruise

Which animal has the most expensive holidays?
A lot of Squid

I said where are you Goan on holiday, the person said, yes thats right, as it was Goa

While on Holiday to see a sports event, I was saying it was unfair how this drug cheat was allowed back into the Olympics, but I was not, even though I had never played the sport


I went on holiday to Egypt, but my view of the desert was obscured by some large triangle

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An individual who likes to go on holiday to nations interested in ties is spoilt for choice Thailand. Taiwan, Britien.

I hear a new basic cheap cruise liner has just been formed. They say you should bring your own food, or a fishing rod.

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