Witty statements to say to aliens attacking you

Hilarious retorts to aliens

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Get your big alien but back to Mars

Get your fat alien but back to Venus green eyes

Hey Green get back To Mars

Hey you big fat alien why don't you get back to whatever planet you are from,

Why don't you investigate yourself, yeaaahh attach these suction devices to yourself not me

Why dont you stick that thing up your own arse,

I don't take kindly to the likes of you trying to steal my brain,

Maybe you can take this microscopic device back, in my brain Mr Alien, and then go back to Alpha Centurae,

I think I have to say I can smell something funny here, yes it is you aliens,

Hey antenae head, why don't you get your hands off my planet,

Hey we have a special rule here, no 8 foot tall, green, long snouted, world leaders allowed here,

I don't give a flying fish whay you guys are going to do to our planet, or what mucked up thing you will do, but stop standing on my shoes

I tell you big but, I am going to hit you so hard you are not going to need a spaceship to get back to your planet

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