Here are some imaginery sports careers

here goes the long footy careeer playued for loads of clubs 70

starts at 15 plays for PlyMouth Argyll star player

within a week signed by Arsenal, plays for them, can not get a game,

loaned out to Port Vale

by 16 and a half, Arsenal do not want him, with new mamner, he is bought by Spurs

by 18 he has done so well he is bought by Juventus

By 19, Real Madris by him

He is not good enough and sold, to Mn City by 20

Man City have too many of his talent he is loaned too Dundee United, he is seen to be over rated

Dundee United at the end of the seaons, try and buy him, he is bought by Kilmarnock.

Kilmarnock, can not keep him, he is bought by Rangers mid season, at 21

He stays there for 2 years

But decides to back to England at Sunderland for a year, but they are relegated

He joins Newcastle who win the league with him

At 24 Man Utd by him

Man Utd, see him injured

he is lioaned out at then end of the seaon to Shalke, for match fittness

he has played in the under 21 team of his birth,

and resrves, future 11

he is now capped in a friendly

Man Uted sell him to Celtic at 25

he wins a title but is sold for club dissagreece with eachother, joins Atheltico Madrid

Atheltyico Madrid sell him to Barceiolna, half way through seaonsd, he 26

Barcelona, fibnish second, and have to give him upm, He joins Ajax, at 27

he is failing, loses moral is sold haldf way through seaons, He joijs Norwich, in tehri prmeiership again,

he can not get in tehri team, and is sold, to Dundee, to his Dundee United manager,

He resusecrts his career, and hald way through the seaons, at 28 joins Porto,

Porto sell him, in a big nmoney making deal, to Hearts the same seaon

Hearts lose him to Bolton near the top of the premiership he is 29

30 years old, he joins Cehelsea who see hiom as a new star

31 years old, he joins Brimingham as theor new captain

32 he is so sucesfukl as this he is bought by Blackburn

33 they are relegated and he is bought by CARDIFF CITY, AS their new star and captain

34 Cardiff do well with him, and he is bought by Southampton, tempted as being promissed future manager's riole, as coach

35 Shefgield United take him to theior club as Assistant manager, and player

36 Sheflied are re;agedted he joins Falkrik, in the 1sdt divison, as a player, then

he [plays for a country in a friednly that his relative weas born in

a qauretr way through tegh seaons, joins Trvesios, who require hi talent

37 his career is revived he joins Swanmsea, under old mboss

38 he has become a coasch at swnasea, but they see him go to Honk Kong,

and tehn the US

39 takes on role as manager of Livingston

40 does so well he is taken by Prem,isrship Bristol City

41 Bristol enter finicial diffucltuires he leaves, to join 1st div Rotherham, they do badly, and he nears the sack

42 he becomes manager of Barbados, whioch a old pal is boss odf the fa of,

43 he does so well, he is appointed Mexico City's biggest club';s maanager,

44 He is appointed manager of atop Japanese team, which he gives up to concentrare ion bgetting back to Britain

45 he beco0mes manager odf St Johnstone

46 he dopes so well he is a[ppointed manager of Premsierhip Hull City

47 A runner up spot in the laegue earsn him the role of Inter Milan manger

48 Inter do bad, he bnecomes manager of Wolves

49 Wolves do badly,

50 he becomes maanger of Ayr united who he prmoted to Premier

51 he becomes mamager of Hibs, after doing so well

52 they are doing so wekk he is taken on by the Aberdeen team

53, they are bottom, so he is sacked

54 starts off at Caley Thistle, but is fired, for latness

55 resusrcest career in Korea,

56 does so well, he is appointed manager of South Africa,

57 SoutH Africa let him leavem, as he is ill,

58 he returns to manager Angola, as he liked ist so much there, in Africa

59 he wins the AFrican natuions ciuop, he is appoinetd manager ofLodz, aby a millionaire

60 he is sop good here, he is appointed Forinedtain manager,

61 he is fired, so returns to southern Africa, with Namibia,

63 Namibia do bad, he quits to retuen to Britain

64 he jojns Scottish fitrsty div Strabner, fthinsg do not work out

65 out of retirement he becomes assistant coach at 1st div Sheffield Wednesday to help a younger guy

66 this maes people want hium, and he joins Wrexham as caretaker maanager

67 he take son a similar role a t Brighton, then quits

68 into reirement he managers Dundalk, who he does well with

69 becomes manager of Dublin City the new top Irish team.then quits

 

Most sucesful sports career for a man,

Wions meadals, in 100 meytres footballworld cup, and tennis, and golf and everything, he decides to do a few sports a year

He gives up his univistrity degree in Physicsm, at 18

Then at 19m, wincs the Tennis, gOLD, AND bADMINton Gold,

then next year footyball, and Rugby world cups,

next year its the moter racing, he likes the challenge, and also the snooker world tiotke, people are gaiulled by this winm

Next year a hole in one, inm every hole, grrrrrrr. and also a basdminton win

Next year he wi9ns the 200 emtres and maratrhon

next year he wins the 10 swmming golds he enters, and a hoxckey gold,

next years its baseball, the world seires, and american football titkle

his wife does prett y simmilar stuff, they quit at mid 30s, to become snobel prize winners,

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