The Lonympics awards 2006 Top Tv Programme Planet EarthTop Website LonympicsTop Newish Band Snow PatrolTop Animal Foxes, Top Book, the Crimson Book of monarchyBest Joke, I don't understand the meaning of the word defeat, That is why I have been losing 5-0 all the timeTop political revelation, French revolution was good, not a new view, but said in new way, and that monarchy killed more than Communism, in the 20th Century.Top food, Good sausages, chicken breast MMMMMM. delicous. Top sporting achievement Henrik Larson winning the Champions League, and Scotland beating England and France at rugby, and Celtic beating Man Utd, and Scotland beating France in football. Best political achievements The Nepali Revolution, and The Democrats winning power in the US.Top Comedy Seinfeld on DVDTop Lonympics Web Page to oldest C O E http://www.lonympics.co.uk/zoosafari.htm History Lounge, Worst Regimes, and Birthplaces of PrimeministersBest Movie Tom Cruise's Collateral.Top New Comedian Avid Merrion, although too racist and sexist for many tastes.All Awards given By President Lonympics of Lonympicsland, and the 2 Chairmen of the executive of Lonympics. to Lonympics.
The Lonympics Awards 2007
Top Comedy, Seinfeld on DVD, Top New Website the Official Abominable Snowman Webpage, Top Food, Coleslaw with Tuna, Best New Fashion designed, T Shirt, Invisible Man T Shirt by Cooldude products, Best Mousemat Terrorbird Mousemat, Dieter of the year, One of the Mr Lonympics, Top Comedian Chris Rock and Jimny Glick and Rodney Dangerfield, Best New Songs, Journey, Anyway you want it, Gummy Bear Tune, Talk Talk Living another world, Split Enz Message to my Girl, Billy Joel, Simple Minds, I love LA, Best TV Programme Michael Wood's History of India, and Life on Mars for last year aswell as belated award, Best Movie, Moulin Rouge, JFK again, Best Joke, What about God recieving all these presents at Harvest Time, doesn't he say, I already have a tin of sweetcorn, I already have a tin of Plum tomatoes, of course I do I am everywhere, blah blah. especially as you are giving me the things in the main you don't want, why would I want what what you don't want, that is ridiculous, that is like giving a millionaire your rubbish as a present, here I am omnipresent, and you give ME the stuff You dont want, but if you give them I say carry on, it may help somebody, Best Archaeological Find, One Pound Coin, Best New Website Lonympics, Coat of the Year Beige Coat, DVD, Shirt of the year Blue shirt, Mr Lonympics won man and student of the year in 2006 and has againin 2007, this was something else, and with us this year as us lot, you see Amazing Animal Site of the year, a bat, Last Award of the year, Best Exersize of the year, Press Ups,
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