los angels hotels

Los Angels Hotels are great ideas fo where to visit just imagine going into a Los nagelses hotel and being served by Angels. Maybe lost of Angels, Maybe Also in Los Angeles you could go into a hotel and it would be loads of beutiful women, maybe all looking similar, like all blonde, or all black, or all 5 foot or all 6 foot. Or men if that is what you wish. like if you are a woman. But what if they all turned out to be rubbish at doing the hotel stuff, that would be the punhcline. Or just actors, and it was just actors, who are satires of actors, and not able to do anything except in a diva way. Or what about they give you stuff you think is great, have you noticed truffles look like dog doo, and and caviar like rabbit doo, what a mistake to find all that and give it to a important house guest or hotel guest that would be. What if you were in a really bad log hotel though, so bad it was not made of wood, it was made of termites, what if you were in the worst hoptel possible. What if your room, was just being built, and they were still making the bed when you came in, and you said ok I'll sleep on the matress as I am so tired, and when you woke up, the hotel was finished and perfect, or what if you opened the hotel door, you looked into the hotekl room, and it was just a 100 foot drop. As your room, had fallen away. Or what if your shower or bath was like the one in Ghostbusters and a ghost came out of it in the ghost goo, or what if all the sheets had never been cleaned and still had the stains of 19th Century presidents on them, or what if they kept horses ibn your hotel room, like a stable, even Jesus would feel he had a better deal, than your hotel room. Jesus's parents could have appeared on a edition of nightmare holidays we had sto stay with the animals, they say, it was only saved by prettyy big stuff, gold, frankinsebnse and mir, wait a minute, gold, what did Jesus's family do with the gold, well someone says they needed it to survuive to get away from Herod. well I say Herod he would be a bad one, you wouyld have to keep away from. In noadays the wisemen would maybe bring nappies, and things and that is the sort of thing they really needed. And other bad hotels would maybe be not mjust a single hair on the shower wall, but a shower covered in hair, or growing with mold, and stuff. Other bad hotels would be ones that are noisy, what about one by a rock concert or one with a atomic bomb test going in nearby daily. Maybe or on a rocket site. Other bad hotels would be ones by sewage farms, or such,. Or maybe one where you have to cope with a fire alaerm on all day. Or a hotel which was a helipad,or a hotel in a crodilepit.