Made up sport
In the 19th century the Brittish, especially the Scottish were world class as developing new sports to conquer thee planet. Football, etc:
I have decided to invent some new sports and reawaken some of my previous sporting inventions.
Number one
paper shoe racing.
Put paper shows on slide around the sofa, like speed track racing.
Number two
Hilly football
I like watching and playing footbhall. But how about a more adventrous type of football.
What about having pitches with sharp hills on them that you have to climb up. And having football pithces on different levels like plains above the other one. then ladders tha you have to climb up to get to the football pitch.
A bit like an assualt course football pitch. Some people say this is a bit like playing on a pitch in Stamford bridge.
In the olden times football was played across whole towns so this be reawakening some of this, but expect in a pitch the size of a football pitch and on .
Pushing a big boulder down a hill
Pushing a big boulder down a hill as far as you can. Don't stand in front of the boulder, and take enormous care doing this. So that the boulder does not go across a path or anything.
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