Magellan the comedy

Magellan the Movie,

Part 2 continued from part 1

PART 1 was on this link.

http://www.lonympics.co.uk/magellanpart1.htm

So back to part 2

Scene 18

Magellan decides to disguise himself before going there,
Other crew members in a silent scene collect food to go, on,
Dog arrives too,. And is celebrated on the island

Scene 19
They all enter the island for the party,

Easter isle tourist official
The hilly and small island is not part of a sunken landmass, but is part of a oceanic volcano produced land, that produced this, most isolated of populated islands, 10,000 years ago,
As you see here, we have the largest river in our world, a small stream that dissaperas, into the ground, fed from our single crrater lake, we have many caves, and small islets, that you are free to see, if you would like you can visit out souveneir shop where you can by our Easter island rock, easter island bookmarks, or easter island easter eggs.

Magellan walks on dressed up as a tramp from London to investigate for mutinees in a posh voice carrying some books
Hello, hello, I am from London, just here, is it ok if I join the party,

Eater islander
Yes of course

Easter isle is mumbling in the background to the crew as Magellan asks

Magellan to crew member
Are you on the ship in the harbour, are you planning any mutinies,

Crew member looks aghast of course it is a great disguise, but of course it is Magellan, of course
No we are not,

Magellan asks
Would you like to buy some of these old books for your collection
U know you require a book on Greek architecture

Encon
Why how did you know that

Magekllan
Well I am not a tramp from London, I am Magellan a master of disguise,

Magellan undoes his disguise to too acclaim,

Encon
OK can we go to the caves and look for gold, I mean that is one of ideas we are doing this mission in the first place.

Scene 20

Crew members explores for gold in the caves

Dog
Dog woof woof

Crew Member
We are now very far in the island,. we must be 100s of metres deep,
Crew members rash of porerk bnoils they are so far in

Dog
Starts steaming with heat

Crew member
Hmm look someinteswsting erocks,
He picks them up and carries them off, dog also has a smallrock in his ,outh

Scene 21
They appear out of the cave and the fish they have has been steamed, and such so they havgemade steamed pudding, and such,. And there clothes have shrunk

Scene 22
Magellan is dressed as a Spanish peasant
And everyone is eating at a jelly party
Encon
What is jelly

Magellan
Mmm this delicious, it is a kind of food made in the future here look in this dictionary

Encon,
It says here I do not like jelly

Tribal elected president
Yes we have eggs laid by our long legged short chicken which lays blue eggs,

Magellan
As you see from out chickens ours are higher, have e shorter legs, and lay white eggs,

Tribal wife

Mm every interesting it is not like that in our culture,

Crew member qwho went into mine
Here hav e some of our steamed pudding

Crew ember of crows nerswt
Yes it is delicious

Crew member
Yes delicious

Tribal chief
Of course you can see the sea, with our diving bells
Ewe call this island the navel of the world, you all it eater island,

Magellan
Very intresting, you know it is new Years day, and I shall say I will not take another drink again,

Tribal chief
I will drink to that

Magellan and tribal chief drink their drink

Scene 23

Magellan
Darunk goses under the sea

He sees dolphins and whales, and such

Scene 24

Magellan
Lets set sail
Crew member
We shall sail

Encon brilliant

Dog
Hmm where is all the food

Scene 25
Watching TV below deck

One of the people watches the camera,
TV presenter says it is an outrage that the guest is acting like he is introducer

Guest
Pleased to meet Spanish viewing public. At the camera

Presenter
Asks but off camera

Guest
Answer question, I tell you a thing I do not like, its when people tell me to stop putting my hand down my trousers, especially when I am in expensive restraints, I find it very embarrassing, everybody else, even the waiter telling me, when I go there, that it is embarrassing, especially when I go on my own.

Presenter
Get angry

Presenter

Now we will do our recent criticism of the arts
And Columbus sails the worlds a comedy
I must say this was a disgraceful unfunny film

Magellan
This is an outrage, these snide pro-abuse scumbags, are a bunch of traitorous, and criminals, they are a disgrace if they treated any film about me like that, I would make them walk the plank, tghe4se snobby abuse over individual are fools, and sham3f, and faced, and I don't acvre whar there views, are, there views are immoral they don't like films with non abusive films, values, so I suppose they will call my film stupid ans unsophisticated just as we are not turned on by abuse., so there, critics so there critics hahahahhh hahahhh
So I say if critics don't like this film maybe that makes this a great film so soon lets face that's the ways it is,

Scene 26
They are starting to starve

Magellan
We have no food
If we have to retort to cannibalism who
Do we eat last and first?

Encon
Nuts

Magellan
Oh Where

Encon
Oh no I was just making a neat swear word at the lack of food. You know oh nuts we don't have any nuts.

Crows nest walks in

Crows nest
Oh did someone say nuts where I'm famished. I'm starving.
All I have had to eat are these edible newspapers, through the whole journey

Magellan
There' not edible, they're just newspapers. and that is the sound of a bubbling whale, and the reason why the whole, journey, hmm hhh the boat rocking, I thought it was my tummy rumbling

Crows next
Well you could have fooled me.
The only other food I have had is

Crows nest
Listen to stomach rumbling it has been rumbling since we left port

Magellan
Yes I told you it is the boat rocking

Crows net
All we have had to eat for the last few weeks in fact was those bowls of gruel.

Crows nest picks up a bowl of green slimy substance and starts eating it.

Crows nest
Look this all we have. I have been serving it to all the ships animals.

Magellan
What ships animals.

Crows Nest
Those rats and woodlice we keep down in storage compartments.

Magellan
What is the green stuff?

Crows nest
I don't know. I found it in a stagnant barrel of water.

Magellan
Its algae. How much have you had. It probably poisonous.

Crows nest
I only had a little.

Magellan
We can't start eating algae from barrels of water I can't believe algae is edible I doubt it is.

Encon
Well I say we eat the dog first

Dog
Help woof woof, boo w ooww noo, no no on ono no
I have a contagious illness, woof woof

Encon
We may have to turn to cannabalism.

Crewmember
I have no meat on me; I say we eat the most muscular person, as they have more meat on them

Magellan
Well I won't be first, I mean I'm first o mean last off the boat so ai cant be first

Encon
me too

Cvrew member
Not me not me

Crow's nest (part time cook)
Oh look if we're this desperate I could let some of the crew have some of the sausages I have nee keeping on my own personal meat compartment.

Magellan
That wasn't your personal meat compartment
That was for everyone

Encon
That explains why you're the only who has put on weight recently.
Could you have have told us about the sausages earlier. How much is left.

Crows nest
I have had about four fifths of the stuff.

Magellan
Four fifths. We're starving and your eating all this secret stall of sausages.

Crows nest
I'm only human.

Crew member
Hey there is a food contests someone is throwing food so we will not be out of food,

Encon
You mean I have been eating rat urine infested biscuits fro no reason. You know the saying early bird catches the worms. Well if you eat food that is off you also catch many worms.

Magellan
And I have been eating and drinking yard arm leather and my own shirts for no reason,

Dog
And I have been eating the finest meat and finest slices of tomato, and cakes, from Brazil, and Easter Isle for no reason woof, woff, bark bark, woowowowow

Scene 27

Below deck
Magellan
Ahh my nice new uniform clean buttons, etc etc,

Encon
Have you seen the fake captain, he seems to have disappears

Magellan
Fake captain fake captain you have realise who it is,

Encon
Yes it is the man wearing the chicken costume, I realised it was not a captain when he told me he bought the uniform, in a fancy dress shop,

Magellan
Where are the food

Encon
Here are the sandwiches,
Go easy on the salad cream

Magellan
Ah thankyou
He puts salad cream under his arm puts, and all over his underclothes

Encon
Listening to the radio

Radio presenter
This is nude radio, and today we will be talking about the issue of envelopes, and letter sending

Magellan
Grr I can't stand this, we have worked for 1000s of years for a decent society and these people, are walking around naked

Encon
Yehh its great isn't it

Magellan
That's it that's it, I'm going to look at my Magellan web site, and then going to sleep, encon you takeover

Encon
What what what was that where has he gone, maybe fallen through the trap doors, after seagulls chased him

I think I shall start running on the spot, I have been practicing

Cook
I will race you

Encon
Damm I forgot to move forward this running on the spot is terrible

Cook
I win
Win

Cook
wi win win wins winsss

Scene 27 b it is light

Crew members
Whistling

Encon
I think

Crew member
What are you doing

Encon is holding a fishing rod, over the side of the boat and wearing a clowns costume

Encon
Encon me,
He pulls the fishing rod up, and catches a piece of paper,

On the piece of paper is a compliment

Encon
Aah well done,

Encon
I'm fishing for compliments,

Crew member
You mow I actually find fishing a cruel sport. it's lucky were not doing any sort of serious form os fishing such as the legal forms.

Encon
Do you mean whale hunting. Yess. I can't imaginer how fisherman can be so cruel as to hunt down defenceless whales. Imaone a whole industry based on such a sport.

Crew Member
Yes but what are so many welsh people doing swimming around all the time.

Scene 28

Crows nest person
We have sighted land

Encon
Well I do not know what to do, we need a captain

Fake Captain
Well I will be captain, I will be captains yo yo
I mean here is a piece of paper, from Magellan that tells us why I should be, yo yo

Encon
Butr you are not captain
I shall read it
Well I Magellan, yo yo,
Do humbly yo yo decide that said captain will yo yo, become the new captain when ever I am not here, yo yo,

Cook
It speaks, in the same ways as you, I mean it said yo yo, in your Gallian dialect after everything it says,
I do hereby say that this is a fraud,

Fake captain
Look I am the captain, so I am taking over, and I do not say that every time, whatever it is Is yo yo,

Cook
See you did again

Fake captain Perplexed, dance
Yo yo

Encon
I have not noticed that

Cook
Are you sure, you don't

Fake captain
Yes yo

Cook
You did then

Fake captain
Am I saying it now,

Tuen haesd under breath

Magellan
Yo yo

Cook
No you are not

Encon
Ok well you better be captain for the time being yo yo, well I did not know Magellan was from Galicia, I better start saying that from now, on,