diamonds Comedy

Laughter about diamonds

certified diamonds = Mine are certified

diamond Mine = I know they are

I asked if I was allowed discounted diamonds
I was told I could count them as often as i wanted.

blue diamonds = My diamond is blue, this is a great sign. except when I drop it in

fake diamonds = You guess if they are fake. By smashing them with a hammer

loose diamonds = Do not smash the diamond too much.

synthetic diamonds = These can be made.

diamonds are a girl's best friend = If a pet owned one round the neck it would be everyone's buddy.

diamond Geezer = A geyser that you lost your diamond ring down, but then it got pumped back up

bling bling hip hop = That is a frog hopping to a diamond phone

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