maritime law Comedy

I am getting my maritime lawyer to examine a sea gull which keeps chasing me when I am holding food.

If I throw a rock from Britain out to the ocean does that mean I am stealing land of the UK.

Are fish able to use a maritime lawyer

Is a mermaid able to use a martime lawyer if they have been bothered by the sailor

Can the sailor use such a lawyer against a siren who is trying to get them to go onto the rocks.

Is salmon forced to have a lawyer on land and in the ocean.

If you were to fall into a pot of yogurt, would that be in maritime law.

When you are having bath are you in the land law or the maritime law.

Is a beaked bean bath on land or in the ocean.

If a ship filled with alot of baked beans cracked open, would this be land or the ocean.

Where do such a lawyer discuss such info where are the court cases meeting.

In the USA it is the Seapreme Court

In the UK it is the High tide Court - Kanute would be a below average judge

In Europe it is Strasbeach

I have a maritime court case, I am going to sea the beak,

oh you are going to see the judge

No I have a pet budgie on the boat

maritime lawyers = They do the stuff when mari is off work.

maritime laws = Should they not be marinetime, ot is that confusing to the royal marines
maritime law =

international maritime law = Every seagull must stop eating my sandwich
Maritime mortgages = My canal boat is mortgaged up to the hilt, i should not have pulled the plug out of the sink.
Salvage and treasure salvage = X is the spot. I should not have buried it on a beach, the sea washed it away.

Admiralty law = The admiral is the beak. except when the sea gull is there, then he is getting pecked

Admiralty law (maritime law) a body of law which governs maritime questions. It is a body of private international law governing the relationships between private entities which operate vessels on the oceans. It is distinguished from the Law of the Sea, body of public international law dealing with navigational rights, mineral rights, jurisdiction over coastal waters and international law governing relationships with nations.

UN Convention on Law of the Sea

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