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Here are the headlines

Pm has affair with daytime TV star
Apology for what we said yesterday actually it was the head of state having a affair with our neighbour

All these are realised to be wrong, by all

Next day, Our main journalists is having a affair with the cleaner
This is true

Next day
Revelation that one of the cleaners if having an affair with a shop worker

Whole work force go on strike

You accept you shall not do stories on the workforce after a 20-day strike,
Including one day half way through when you got all the journalists to work the presses, but they went on strike after you claimed they were all a mafia as they were from the same area in your headline,

On the first day back, the surprise exclusive is that the deliveryman is having an affair with a painter,

Your paper goes bust in no time at all,

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