Riddles Answers at bottom
What has moles and what is that hares, and can be covered in dirt, and parts of plants, but can not grow any plant on it really,
I am square, have a flat bottom, am made of a wood product, and hold air,
I have the same name as Shakespeare, I am not of human form, and decide what you shall do
I can be strung, I need bars to be played, and need playing by harpists
I can be used to cut wood, but also desrcibe what people do when viewing football matches
Riddle me yes riddle me not, I am like a tree in how I have leaves, and am like a post box in how I have letters,
Riddle
me I AM LIKE A walrus in how part of me is made of that tusk it has, but also
in legend I am afraid of mice
Riddle me yes Riddle me not, I am a type of
brown ketchup that is brown,
I am as tough as a rock, but can be washed down by streams
What is like paper, but also paper
What rests by
a field, and likes to chew grass in it's mouth, and says rural stuff,
my arm, cardboard box, will, harp, saw, book, elephant, Brown sauce, pebbles,
paper, a cow
Ok a last thing a joke, What about Sherlock Holmes, in the Hound Of The Baskervilles, where the murderer, is that man with a butterfly net, and Sherlock realised it weas him, as he had no butterflies, thats pretty obvious, just imagine you were by a murder scene investigating, and somebody was running around inside that house, and their excuse for being there was they were searching for butterflies, yeah and they had none, what a rubbish ecxuce anybody could have realised thatm, nobody does that, in nowayds so it must have been something people did in those days,
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